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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

14.06.2025 10:24

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Because it's month of August.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Do you believe that social media companies should allow posts spreading misinformation about election results, as suggested by Rep. Jim Jordan?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : I don't drink

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

He : Then let's have some coffee

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

Me : Thank you.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I'm 24.

Me : No

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Tea ?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do Darwin atheists not like facts of Genesis? I’ve noticed they block and dismiss everything a person states. Is that how science works to hide when a truth comes at them?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I can not sleep. what is the problem?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?